Today could be my birthday, but it is SO VERY NOT!

A very merry unbirthday to everyone!

Shoot The Moon

Hot on the heels of the "our anti-missile missiles are bigger than your anti-missile missiles," raining satellite event of last week comes news of plans to shoot the moon, literally! I mean we shot a tiny comet really fucking far away a few years ago in project "Deep Impact" which to my dismay was NOT porn related, and now we have shot a tiny target really close to us. It only seems logical that we need to shoot a big fucking thing only kinda far away, right? I mean we ARE UH-MERICA, shooting things is what we do! Yeah, yeah, yeah "they" wanna find water in the form of ice on the moon so we can put a Starbucks there too, but I am willing to bet it got funded solely because we are gonna shoot the bugger!

Yo Vanilla, Kick It One Time Boyyyyyy!

It is moving weekend in my house, so...

I'm gonna crack a beer or 6, set the ipod to my totally awesome 90's mix, sag my sweat pants to look like Hammer pants and...

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh
STOP Hammer time!

p.s. if you hike up the bottoms of the sweats while they are sagged to expose knee high checker board Vans socks you MIGHT look like a gay Ompah Loompah... i'm just saying... not that I would know this for fact...