Hot on the heels of the "our anti-missile missiles are bigger than your anti-missile missiles," raining satellite event of last week comes news of plans to shoot the moon, literally! I mean we shot a tiny comet really fucking far away a few years ago in project "Deep Impact" which to my dismay was NOT porn related, and now we have shot a tiny target really close to us. It only seems logical that we need to shoot a big fucking thing only kinda far away, right? I mean we ARE UH-MERICA, shooting things is what we do! Yeah, yeah, yeah "they" wanna find water in the form of ice on the moon so we can put a Starbucks there too, but I am willing to bet it got funded solely because we are gonna shoot the bugger!
